For those who didn't see it or couldn't make it all the way through WVU President E. Gordon Gee's Sunday opinion piece, this afternoon's Wheeling News-Register editorial has decided to highlight his most important point:

Gee believes: The current situation "presents us with a demand. That demand is to strip away the barnacles that have developed over this election system and reassert our university as a weaver that binds up wounds and presents ideas for change and then acts on those ideas."

To which the editorial responded:

Precisely.

Precisely? "Barnicles," "weaver, " and "wounds" all in the same sentence? Sorry, this doesn't even reach the lowest level of "authentic frontier gibberish."