I'm running for U.S. Senate not to just change Washington, but to blow it up and reinvent it.
— AG Patrick Morrisey (@MorriseyWV) April 5, 2018
Washington is fundamentally broken. We can fix that with a West Virginia conservative fighter! #wvsen pic.twitter.com/hogbOoYnms
As Splinter describes it:
Then it gets really weird.
“Let’s take on Washington with our West Virginia conservative values,” he continues, as a very fake-looking mountain, which was peacefully sitting in the backdrop, breaks free and starts floating toward Washington like a rogue planet bent on destruction. “Let’s not just change Washington, let’s blow it up and reinvent it.”
The mountain then smashes the U.S. Capitol to smithereens. We’re left to imagine that there are no survivors except Morrisey, the One True Conservative, to rebuild our capital city now that the liberal scourge has been eliminated.
Others want to know: Does Morrisey know that Barack Obama is no longer president and that the Republicans control Washington? And if he wins and gets to blow-up Washington, what will happens to his wife who works in Washington D.C. as a lobbyist?
